Aparri Parody Song

Okay so it looks like my mom has taken away my laptop (doing this on an iPad), so it looks like I'll have to take a break from blogging for another month. During the new year I was thinking of switching to making videos.

For now, a friend recently showed me a lyrical video of the song "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon. When I heard the word apricot, I immediately thought of Aparri. I don't hate him, but I'm not fond of him either, and I definitely don't dislike or hate his fans at all. I try to stay neutral, but from the bad media he gets I just couldn't help but write a parody based off the song (for best results I suggest singing the lyrics in your head to the beat of the real thing)

Real song/lyrics:

Parody lyrics by me:

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You walked into the Masterpiece Party

As you were filming a vid-deo

Your tophat strategically dipped below one eye

Your haters yell "It's Apricot"

You had one eye on the cam-mera

As you watched the likes pile up

And all the fangirls dreamed they'd get an auto

They'd get an auto . . . and

You're so vain

You prolly think this parody's about chu

You're so vain, you're so vain!

I'll bet you hate Jistera and Julian2

Don't chu

Don't chu

Oh you had me several months ago

When I still had very few subs

Well you said that Wistparri would always be shipped

And that it was the only one

But you hacked and scammed and cheat-ted

And one of them was me

I had some dreams they were jags in my mailtime

Jags in my mailtime . . . and

You're so vain

You prolly think this parody's about chu

You're so vain, you're so vain!

I'll bet you hate Jisteria and Julian2

Don't chu

Don't chu

Don't chu

Well I hear you went to play Jamaa Der-by

And your horse naturally won

Then you tele-ported to Jamaa Township

To spread all your cringey cheeseheads around

Well you're where you should be all the time

And when you're not you're stealing some other idea

Or painting some scribbles

Painting some scribbles . . . and

You're so vain

You prolly think this parody's about chu

You're so vain, you're so vain!

I'll bet you hate Jisteria and Julian2

Don't chu

Don't chu

Don't chu

~

Also, Happy Thanksgiving jammers!